How to Build a Moon Base in Four Easy Steps

....could the moon ever be an inhabitable extension of the Earth?
 
http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/how-to-...easy-steps
 
https://youtu.be/uqhnxAjK7qY
 
https://youtu.be/uqhnxAjK7qY
 

 

 

Numerous unclaimed reports of repetitive undulations emanating from the moon have indicated an inner seismic activity. Not unlike that of a giant ringing bell. Report number 10220-A8 claims a substantial impact point created on the dark side has caused a wave in the system. Resulting in a pattern shift over the screen. A reset fracture could not be permitted as it would be seen from the Earth. 

 

config send *dir-[/home/moon/.telegram]
User Green online
User Alpha 3 marked read
 
STOP - Earth side resources indicate a detection was observed. Several floaters are congregating to access the situation. Alpha concourse 3 has been notified. Screeners are in place for situation control. - STOP

Doppelganger 2 reports minute fractions of pattern disturbance in the field parameters.