The Stupidist Thread on the Internet

This thread is for all those stupid questions peoples ask from time to time.  Post yours! Maybe it will get answered....
 
Why does the ground get wet when it rains?
 
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Why should anyone care why the chicken crossed the road?

 

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Why should anyone care why the chicken crossed the road?

 

:dancingchicken:

 

How do we know for certain that the chicken crossed the road? 

 

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Believe it or not I've actually heard this question before

 

What is the number for 411?

 

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How come stuff gets smaller when you walk away from it?

Does England have a Fourth of July? 

How do you spell IRS?

 

Believe it or not I've actually heard this question before

 

What is the number for 411?

 

<_<    :wacko:

 

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I can!

 

How do you spell IRS?

 

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Men: "Excuse me, could you give me directions?"
Women: "Do I look too thin in these pants?"

Why should anyone care why the chicken crossed the road?

 

:dancingchicken:

 

 

How do we know for certain that the chicken crossed the road? 

 

:1Cheep-Cheep-Chicken-icon:

 

When will we live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without having its motives questioned?

 

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Why is there an anus right there in the middle of manuscript? 

 

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