The Komodo Dragon

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The Komodo Dragon is the world’s largest lizard, the only lizard known to

attack creatures bigger than itself, and a fucking psychotic prehistoric

predator that has dominated mammalian asses across the South Pacific for

millions of years with horrifying freaky gigantic disease-riddled teeth

that function as inch-long blood-soaked serrated syringes delivering

accelerated, genetically-enhanced mutations of every miserable infectious

bacteria from E. coli to staph to the shit that gives you urinary tract

infections that make you want to claw your own dick off.  Cranking in at

nine feet long, growing between 200 and 550 fucking pounds, and hailing

from the same part of the world that brought you the unstoppable

badassitude of The Raid: Redemption, Komodo Dragon bites have a 90% kill

rate and can bring down everything from goats to 1300-pound motherfucking

water buffaloes.  They’re awesome swimmers, can outrun wild fucking deer

over short distances on land, routinely coldcock rampaging warthogs

unconscious by swinging their tails like a two-by-four, are maddeningly-

fucking impossible to kill in Far Cry 3, and a helpful pair of them once

helped James Bond escape from the clutches of some random ambiguous

criminal organization that couldn’t find a better hideout than a high-end

Chinese restaurant – because if there’s one thing Komodo Dragons love more

than devouring the entrails of their recently-slain, disease-riddled prey,

it’s sneak-attack eating bad guys in the name of justice and letting

spree-killing MI6 agents springboard off their backs to safety like an

alcoholic Mario Brother.

 

 

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