Naughty Nuns, Flatulent Monks, and Other Surprises

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What is Mona Lisa smiling at?
 
 
Something a little scientific.  :happy: 
 
 

 
The effect, evident in both paintings, was achieved by using the sfumato (which means "soft" or "pale" in Italian) technique, which uses color and shading to create an optical illusion around the mouths.
 
https://news.artnet.com/art-world/secret...red-326770
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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If you're going to make fun of Jesus you might as well be fair about it...

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

 

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If you're going to make fun of Jesus you might as well be fair about it...

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

 

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Yeah, I agree. Make fun of that cockroach Mohammid. Biggest freak the planet every saw....

 

 

Muslim clowns... :25:    :Laughing-rolf:

 

Have you heard it may be illegal for Muslims to fart?

 



 

This story may spread around like a gaseous mass of filth. Infiltrating the hearts of crazy F*cks bent on killing anyone who doesn't believe things the way they should. Whatever that shit means.....

 

Here you go, ladies! No more farting allowed. 

 

Islamic city council bans female flatulence in Indonesia

 

An Islamic city council in the Indonesian province of Aceh, which follows Sharia, has banned female citizens from passing gas.  

 

http://wadiyan.com/2013/03/08/islamic-ci...indonesia/

 

That Sharia shit can kiss my ass. Although, I do know that all Sharian Sheiks would love to crush the very life out of me. I still say F*ck you!

Don't worry so much about it. All religions are crap. They only serve to keep the masses in line to believe so it all can be controlled by a very few. Those at the top supposedly know the will of God. Their god: Mammon and his ilk. People are shit and deserve to be walked on like dirt.

 

All these people can really do is put the fear of 'god' into others through many tried and true means of control. Psychological systems of repetition since birth. If that fails???? Then, economic sanctions and violence are used. Believe or die! Fear, treachery, and the greed of TPTB keep these institutions alive to serve the purpose of keeping all men and woman on earth fighting each other so we can't see who the real devil is in all this bullshit.

20+ Art History Tweets That Prove Nothing Has Changed In 100s Of Years
 
http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-classica...reactions/
 

 

 

 

 

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http://forum.chickensomething.com/index....ens-sperm/

 

20+ Art History Tweets That Prove Nothing Has Changed In 100s Of Years
 
http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-classica...reactions/
 

 

 

Yup! In a sense nothing has changed. That's a good example of photocopy humour through the ages.  Ancient Egyptian and Roman graffiti are prime examples too

 

Classic Photocopy humour
 
http://forum.chickensomething.com/index.php/topic/911-the-philosophy-of-humor/?p=6873 

5 of the Dirtiest, Sexiest, Funniest Graffiti from Ancient Pompeii
 
Visitors and residents alike scrawled erotic and scatological graffiti on walls in public and in private, and many of these scrawlings have survived, interesting insights into ancient mindsets and urban literacy. Here are five of the dirtiest, sexiest, and funniest graffiti left behind in Pompeii.
 
http://historybuff.com/5-dirty-sexy-funn...grDY6MqyZp