Worshipping a Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Not a Real Religion

Anyone ever see a female spaghetti monster?

 

 

 

Does this qualify?

 

A woman wearing a spaghetti strainer on her head for a driver's license photo is within her rights to exercise her religious beliefs, according the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles.
 
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Ever snort spaghetti?

 



 

 



 

Oh the woe. Lay down the spaghetti sauce for the god that never was. Consume thy meaty sausage in juicy red sauce to satisfy the gluttony and woe of all men. Forever filling the foul minded with wonderful delights of the pleasure dome to come. Slurp the slithery wurms into thy soul. Gulp the beefy balls whole, one by one, as they drop down thy wurm infested gullet. Have you noticed the slithering slimy pasta patterns on the plate?