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The Komodo Dragon - Guest - 12-16-2021 Nasty!       The Komodo Dragon is the world’s largest lizard, the only lizard known to attack creatures bigger than itself, and a fucking psychotic prehistoric predator that has dominated mammalian asses across the South Pacific for millions of years with horrifying freaky gigantic disease-riddled teeth that function as inch-long blood-soaked serrated syringes delivering accelerated, genetically-enhanced mutations of every miserable infectious bacteria from E. coli to staph to the shit that gives you urinary tract infections that make you want to claw your own dick off.  Cranking in at nine feet long, growing between 200 and 550 fucking pounds, and hailing from the same part of the world that brought you the unstoppable badassitude of The Raid: Redemption, Komodo Dragon bites have a 90% kill rate and can bring down everything from goats to 1300-pound motherfucking water buffaloes.  They’re awesome swimmers, can outrun wild fucking deer over short distances on land, routinely coldcock rampaging warthogs unconscious by swinging their tails like a two-by-four, are maddeningly- fucking impossible to kill in Far Cry 3, and a helpful pair of them once helped James Bond escape from the clutches of some random ambiguous criminal organization that couldn’t find a better hideout than a high-end Chinese restaurant – because if there’s one thing Komodo Dragons love more than devouring the entrails of their recently-slain, disease-riddled prey, it’s sneak-attack eating bad guys in the name of justice and letting spree-killing MI6 agents springboard off their backs to safety like an alcoholic Mario Brother.     See more at: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=106948521692   The Komodo Dragon - Guest - 12-17-2021   ;) Â