Communication Breakdown Open Source Community

Clock out to brown out!
 
Chicago company penalized employees for excessive bathroom use, says union
 
“Our point of view is that anyone can go to the washroom when they need to but what bothers us is extended periods of time and multiple trips that cause lost productivity,” he said.
 

 
http://theunhivedmind.com/wordpress3/chi...ays-union/
 
Six minutes! Bad for the business end of things to rush out a good purging crap. What if you're constipated.

Constipated? Try this?

 



 

 

Employees must wear diaper at all times! Save time and energy. Do it at the register.

 

 

Have you heard about corporate microchips that record everything? They say they don't work in the bathroom. Don't believe it. Every fart, every grunt, every snort will be recorded. Better push out that turd in record time or your paycheck will feel the burn.